I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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