grandma shit on top of the toilet
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
