I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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