You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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