just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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