Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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