When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
