No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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