you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
