I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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