Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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