I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
