So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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