No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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