if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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