Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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