Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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