So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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