He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
