dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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