i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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