My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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