I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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