Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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