So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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