TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and she was petting her beer can
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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