I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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