good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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