my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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