Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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