She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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