the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Panties = found
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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