He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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