I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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