I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
