He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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