Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
