I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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