I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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