i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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