You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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