You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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