reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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