You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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