That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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