I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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