The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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