Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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