are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I can't turn off my feet"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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