do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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