i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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