i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
