your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
