Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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