Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At least make sure they are 18
Why
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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