Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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