what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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