It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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