Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Randomize
